we're blogging at a bar
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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