id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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