This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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