using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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