I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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