I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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