we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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