Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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