is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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