She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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