I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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