I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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