you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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