belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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