Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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