why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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