His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The Olympian is in my bed
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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