p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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