ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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