HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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