At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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