Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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