I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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