i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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