I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
this will be a night to untag.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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