Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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