who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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