I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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