Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
