Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
