My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My life is pants optional.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
