"it" just moved
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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