Midget sex pt 2 tonight
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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