do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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