It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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