I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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