he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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