It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I supernannyed him into submission
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
The air taste purple.
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