butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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