After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Everyone says I win the strip club
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
