If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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