it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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