all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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