Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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