In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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