ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
