I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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