whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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