you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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