She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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