whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just pee around me
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
