I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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