We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
