I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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