Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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