no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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