BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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