Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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