I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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