You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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