True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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