He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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