that's an acceptable place to lick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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