Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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