Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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